#18 / trying not to love you again (via misplacedpens)
"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
- *fight breaks out*
- me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
- grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
- me: grandma you're like 80